17 December 2010 (2)

"I shot the deer with my cock hanging out!" --Tony Coles

17 December 2010

"The internet is FOR porn!" --Mihai Bulic

14 December 2010

"It would be kind of cool to shoot something on a horse."
--Dan Griffin

10 December 2010

"I mean... Dan likes pretty girls. He dated me." - Ali

8 December 2010

"You used to leave your underwear on my bed!!" - Andrew to Mihai

7 December 2010 (2)

"I need to trim my happy trail. brb." --Aaron Taylor

7 December 2010

"I'm going to take a semester of aggression out on some poor girl. They'll have to use dental records to identify her when I'm done fucking her." --Aaron Taylor

6 December 2010

"I love winter. It's so quiet and peaceful."

--Lyndsay Klebba

"That's because the air is less dense and sound travels a lot slower."

--Ali Lindauer

5 December 2010

"I shave my legs on Sundays. That's why."

--Lyndsay Klebba

28 November 2010

"Wanna see my new piece? It was like Harry Potter. I walked in there and it chose me!" -Andrew

21 November 2010

"Better safe than never!" --Tony Coles
"Um, what?" --Sierra Stone
"Um...better safe than sorry! That's what it's supposed to be...fuck, I'm Payam!" --Tony Coles

16 November 2010 (2)

"Having a high number of sexual partners doesn't make you a slut. It makes you experienced." --Ali Lindauer

16 November 2010

"Is she still in the shower?"

--Aaron Taylor

"No, she's vajazzling."

--Ali Lindauer

13 November 2010

"Ali, please say something to confirm that Sierra has a gaping vagina."

--Tony Coles

"I mean, I've never explored it so I wouldn't know. But I mean, I guess I haven't explored the universe, either, but I know that's big."

--Ali Lindauer

8 November 2010 (3)

"Whoa..... I can't read cursive!"
--Andrew Pauls

8 November 2010 (2)

"What I learned from driving, is that it looks like you're going to hit something, but really, you won't."
--Andrew Pauls

8 November 2010

"Sierra, how does it feel when they ask you for your drivers' license number?"
--Lyndsay Klebba

"Shut up I still have a state ID!"
--Sierra Stone

7 November 2010

"You just need to push his head down and be like, 'Lick me, bitch!'" --Rafael Fernandez

5 November 2010 (2)

"We just drank a lot and smoked a shit ton of weed. That shit will make you stupid!"

--Andrew Pauls

5 November 2010

"I love how our fights turn into soft core porn." - Tony Coles

4 November 2010

"You know you're too close when you feel comfortable popping someone's pimple"
--Lyndsay Klebba

31 October 2010

"Those balls come at you fast! She was good."

-Lyndsay Klebba